The Trials of Vesperith, Alcest, and Defy The Tyrants
Editor’s note: That’s right kids, I AM ALIVE! But don’t get used to it 😉 Special thanks to Austin Griswold…
Defy The Tyrants Bring The Heat
What’s this? Ugh Metal doing shows again?! It was bound to happen sometime, right? The Klown sought out some entertainment…
We Give Kiitos for Korpiklaani
We gathered our armor and made our way past the pagan vast lands and in to the depths of green…
Meet at the ‘Metal Swap Meet!’
It’s that time of the year again. That’s right…oh…Yes, yes that too, the great pumpkin will finally return to…
The Missed Trials: Wülfskol, Vontrov, and De La Muerte
The Missed Trials Wülfskol Will Give You One Hell of a Shock (March 14, 2017) The Klown is not completely…
SDCC Episode Three: Attack of The Aquabats
In a galaxy far, far away, the Ugh Metal slackers actually published episodes one and two and dressed the…
SDCC Episode Two: The Galactic Empire Strikes Back
As we all know, statistically speaking, the second part of a saga is the best one. As your luck…
SDCC Episode One: The Return of Testament
Editor’s note:Â Special thanks to the magnificent flyest dude in San Diego! It’s Chris McFly, duh! Many many thanks for…
The Night the ‘Apocalypse’ came to Daygo
Hey mothaluvas, it is The Klown inaugurating the newest segment which we called Postmortem. To kick this off, the Klown…
Beginning of the End for Slayer
Editor’s Note:Â A very special thank you to our local photographic gem Alison Haertjens for letting us use her Testament pics!…