First Impressions: Bomber
Ah… France. Le Klown aime les choses Françaises. Know what he means?! Y’know, he loves things French like French fries,…
The Trials of Vesperith, Alcest, and Defy The Tyrants
Editor’s note: That’s right kids, I AM ALIVE! But don’t get used to it 😉 Special thanks to Austin Griswold…
First Impressions: Prison
My dear Chuggalos (copyright and trademark pending), the Klown would like to talk about the importance of Prison and the…
First Impressions: Highland
Man… have we not kept it going as we thought, am I right? See? Y’know the Klown is serious when…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 (So far) PT.1
Mo’ynoq Ring In the New Year! (Independent Release, January 11, 2019) The Klown doesn’t expect you to know who Mo’ynoq…
Firey Sides Chat: David DerMinasian of Retched
Editor’s note: Special thanks to David DerMinasian of Retched for having the patience of a saint and for allowing us to…
The Trials of Summer 2018 Pt. 3
June 15 Vistery Add their Definition of Death Don’t worry if the name doesn’t ring a bell. Unless, of course,…
The Best Albums of 2018
Editor’s Note: 2018… well… let’s face it, it has not necessarily been our year. We are aware that unlike the…
The Trials of Summer Pt. 2
July 27 Frontierer Add Another One to Their Collection Ahh… snap! El Pallaso has done it again! Independent, with a…
The Trials of Summer 2018 Pt.1
Editor’s Note: As y’all may or may not have known, Ugh Metal checked out unexpectedly. That’s life. Despite that, the…