First Impressions: Highland
Man… have we not kept it going as we thought, am I right? See? Y’know the Klown is serious when…
The Trials: July 6
Immortal Release Highly Anticipated ‘Northern Chaos Gods’ The gods of kvlt have risen from their slumber and have thawed out…
The Night the ‘Apocalypse’ came to Daygo
Hey mothaluvas, it is The Klown inaugurating the newest segment which we called Postmortem. To kick this off, the Klown…
A ‘Sadistic’ Resolution At The Brick By Brick
On April 6, San Diego’s Brick By Brick was to host a legendary black metal band and an array of…
The Trials of April 6, 2018 Ft. March 30 Missed Trials
Finding T.H.E.T.I.S. Debut their EP Remember that time the Klown talked about Finding T.H.E.T.I.S. in our First Impression section? You…
The Trials of February 23, 2017
Honorable Mention Dimmu Borgir Give an Epic Tease to their Upcoming Album Dimmu Borgir is one of the Titans and…
The Trials of February 9, 2018
Honorable Mention Rotting Christ Tease Congregation with The Call It has been a while since Rotting Christ has been mentioned…
The Trials of February 2, 2017
Honorable Mention Tribulation Come Back from Down Below The Klown swears that we’re trying to get our shit together as…
The Trials of Yesteryear and the New Year
Editor’s Note: It’s late, we know but still, Happy New Years to y’all! If you’ve kept up with us then…
Firey Sides Chat: Empyrean Throne’s Andrew Knudsen
What could be more rewarding than fighting old ladies for the last of batch of gingerbread men? Or sitting in…