The Trials of Summer 2018 Pt.1
Editor’s Note: As y’all may or may not have known, Ugh Metal checked out unexpectedly. That’s life. Despite that, the…
The Trials of September 15, 2017 (Part 2)
Note from Team Klown: On behalf of Team Klown, the Klown would like to extend his deepest condolences to Mexico, Florida,…
The Trials of June 9
Foscor Will Enlighten You with Their Fifth The Barcelonan trio known as Foscor has returned after three years with their…
The Trials of June 2
Note: It seems that the Klown and Ugh Metal keep finding themselves in a state of déjà vu when it…
The Trials of May 5
Note: Feliz Cinco de Mayo, carnales! Although this is belated, in actuality, most Mexicans don’t really celebrate this. BUT that…
Oathbreaker Doomed the Soda Bar
Don’t let the title fool ya the Klown thought it would be appropriate to summarize his brief but awesome demise…
The Hatchet Job: March 28- April 1
March 28 The Empire Struck Back… So the Disney overlord has banned yet another metal band from his magical kingdom….
The Trials of February 10
Note: Love is in the air… and so are the Klown’s gases! Don’t worry though yours truly gots you covered!…
The Hatchet Job: Feb.6- Feb. 11
Feb.6 Obituary Gives Us A New Song For Our Metal Karaoke Obituary have now contributed to our growing metal karaoke…
The Trials of February 3
Black Star Riders Start February with Some ‘Heavy Fire’ Thin Lizzy fans will tell you right off the bat who…