First Impressions: Bomber
Ah… France. Le Klown aime les choses Françaises. Know what he means?! Y’know, he loves things French like French fries,…
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First Impressions: Prison
My dear Chuggalos (copyright and trademark pending), the Klown would like to talk about the importance of Prison and the…
First Impressions: Highland
Man… have we not kept it going as we thought, am I right? See? Y’know the Klown is serious when…
First Impressions: Sicarius and Vontrov
Honorable Mention: Sicarius Sicarius should be a familiar name especially if you keep up with Ugh Metal but if you…
First Impressions: Morphesia, Bloodborne, and Beekeeper
Honorable Mention: Morphesia Morphesia has been growling and taking us into a spiritual black metal journey in the venues of…
First Impressions: Tzimani, Valkyrium and Trivax
Editor’s Note: Our deepest condolences to the families and friends of those that perished in the Manchester attacks on May 22….
First Impressions: Nightshadow, In Veins and New Stuff From Brutality in Buddah
Nightshadow Local power metallers Nightshadow are here to fill your traffic playlist! With these guys, you’ll finally feel like you’ve made…
First Impressions: Finding T.H.E.T.I.S, Seize the Vatican and Demon Seduction
Finding T.H.E.T.I.S. When the Klown first heard of Finding T.H.E.T.I.S. he thought he heard finding titties. He then thought “me…
First Impressions, Vol 1
Brutality in Buddha No, it’s not the uber chill deity’s secret metal side project but rather a fun variety of…
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