Albums of the year 2019: The Klown’s Top 6
Editor’s note: To that one reader and the other reader that was bamboozled in to checking us out, we barely…
First Impressions: Bomber
Ah… France. Le Klown aime les choses Françaises. Know what he means?! Y’know, he loves things French like French fries,…
First Impressions: Prison
My dear Chuggalos (copyright and trademark pending), the Klown would like to talk about the importance of Prison and the…
First Impressions: Highland
Man… have we not kept it going as we thought, am I right? See? Y’know the Klown is serious when…
Firey Sides Chat: David DerMinasian of Retched
Editor’s note: Special thanks to David DerMinasian of Retched for having the patience of a saint and for allowing us to…
The Best Albums of 2018
Editor’s Note: 2018… well… let’s face it, it has not necessarily been our year. We are aware that unlike the…
Meet at the ‘Metal Swap Meet!’
It’s that time of the year again. That’s right…oh…Yes, yes that too, the great pumpkin will finally return to…
Firey Sides Chat: Thanatology
From the top of your head, can you name one of the most metal professions out there? Being a metal…
Firey Sides Chat: Praga Khan of Lords Of Acid
The stupidly happy and fortunate Ugh Metal slaves, Jennifer and Santi, had the opportunity to spice up their morning and…
The Best Albums of 2017
The Best Albums Of 2017 We did it! Somehow some way we just survived the year 2017 and for better…