Albums of the year 2019: The Klown’s Top 6
Editor’s note: To that one reader and the other reader that was bamboozled in to checking us out, we barely…
The Trials of Vesperith, Alcest, and Defy The Tyrants
Editor’s note: That’s right kids, I AM ALIVE! But don’t get used to it 😉 Special thanks to Austin Griswold…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 Pt.3
Fleshgod Apocalypse Picks Your Poison (Nuclear Blast Records, May 24, 2019) May just kept getting better for us. Well… for…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 Pt. 2
Whitechapel Tells Their Tale (Metal Blade Records, March 29, 2019) When Whitechapel announced a new album, fans were thrilled and…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 (So far) PT.1
Mo’ynoq Ring In the New Year! (Independent Release, January 11, 2019) The Klown doesn’t expect you to know who Mo’ynoq…
The Trials of Summer 2018 Pt. 3
June 15 Vistery Add their Definition of Death Don’t worry if the name doesn’t ring a bell. Unless, of course,…
The Best Albums of 2018
Editor’s Note: 2018… well… let’s face it, it has not necessarily been our year. We are aware that unlike the…
The Trials of Summer Pt. 2
July 27 Frontierer Add Another One to Their Collection Ahh… snap! El Pallaso has done it again! Independent, with a…
The Trials of Summer 2018 Pt.1
Editor’s Note: As y’all may or may not have known, Ugh Metal checked out unexpectedly. That’s life. Despite that, the…
The Missed Trials: Wülfskol, Vontrov, and De La Muerte
The Missed Trials Wülfskol Will Give You One Hell of a Shock (March 14, 2017) The Klown is not completely…