Meet at the ‘Metal Swap Meet!’
It’s that time of the year again. That’s right…oh…Yes, yes that too, the great pumpkin will finally return to…
The Missed Trials: Wülfskol, Vontrov, and De La Muerte
The Missed Trials Wülfskol Will Give You One Hell of a Shock (March 14, 2017) The Klown is not completely…
The Trails of Oct. 12, 2018 (Feat. Missed Trials of Oct. 5)
Oct. 12 Helsott Enslaves In Their Latest Conquest We trot away from the blood stained battle fields and sail on…
SDCC Episode Three: Attack of The Aquabats
In a galaxy far, far away, the Ugh Metal slackers actually published episodes one and two and dressed the…
SDCC Episode Two: The Galactic Empire Strikes Back
As we all know, statistically speaking, the second part of a saga is the best one. As your luck…
SDCC Episode One: The Return of Testament
Editor’s note: Special thanks to the magnificent flyest dude in San Diego! It’s Chris McFly, duh! Many many thanks for…
The Trials: July 6
Immortal Release Highly Anticipated ‘Northern Chaos Gods’ The gods of kvlt have risen from their slumber and have thawed out…
The Night the ‘Apocalypse’ came to Daygo
Hey mothaluvas, it is The Klown inaugurating the newest segment which we called Postmortem. To kick this off, the Klown…
The Trials of June 8-29 (with Missed Trials)
June 8 Exmortus Have A Fierce Campaign Exmortus are not laying down their swords in their latest The Sound Of…
Beginning of the End for Slayer
Editor’s Note: A very special thank you to our local photographic gem Alison Haertjens for letting us use her Testament pics!…