The Trials of Vesperith, Alcest, and Defy The Tyrants
Editor’s note: That’s right kids, I AM ALIVE! But don’t get used to it đ Special thanks to Austin Griswold…
First Impressions: Prison
My dear Chuggalos (copyright and trademark pending), the Klown would like to talk about the importance of Prison and the…
First Impressions: Highland
Man⊠have we not kept it going as we thought, am I right? See? Yâknow the Klown is serious when…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 Pt.3
Fleshgod Apocalypse Picks Your Poison (Nuclear Blast Records, May 24, 2019) May just kept getting better for us. Well⊠for…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 Pt. 2
Whitechapel Tells Their Tale (Metal Blade Records, March 29, 2019) When Whitechapel announced a new album, fans were thrilled and…
The (Missed) Trials of 2019 (So far) PT.1
Moâynoq Ring In the New Year! (Independent Release, January 11, 2019) The Klown doesnât expect you to know who Moâynoq…
Firey Sides Chat: David DerMinasian of Retched
Editor’s note: Special thanks to David DerMinasian of Retched for having the patience of a saint and for allowing us to…
Defy The Tyrants Bring The Heat
Whatâs this? Ugh Metal doing shows again?! It was bound to happen sometime, right? The Klown sought out some entertainment…
The Trials of Summer 2018 Pt. 3
June 15 Vistery Add their Definition of Death Donât worry if the name doesnât ring a bell. Unless, of course,…
The Best Albums of 2018
Editorâs Note: 2018⊠well⊠letâs face it, it has not necessarily been our year. We are aware that unlike the…