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Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense!

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Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show’s called a pilot.

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They are young! They are hungry! They are brand new bands that ready to make waves in the metal world! Uncover the unsigned and independent diamonds in the rough in this section. You’ll thank us later 😉

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Oh! Well, hello there…

We weren’t expecting any company today.

But now that you are here, welcome! This website is powered by San Diego’s finest professional slackers who are in league with Stan..Hmm..

The professional heathens in question are none other than the notorious snobbish broke ass Jenny Oh, and her least favorite brother with an impressive chug record, Chuggo the Klown. Together they bring you the most brutal metal shows and album reviews! So long as their wallets permit them

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